This is a riot.
This is a riot.
The catch is, you must be a Swede who is unemployed and living in the town of Soderhamn. Which definitely shrinks the pool of potential applicants.
Under a scheme organised by the local authorities in the town of Soderhamn and by Sweden’s national employment office, anyone aged between 18 and 28 can volunteer to take a “Job Journey” to Oslo and attempt track down gainful employment.
Those who sign up get a ticket to the Norwegian capital and are put up in an Oslo youth hostel for a month, with Soderhamn council picking up the £20 a night bill. The package also includes on-the-spot guidance on how to get a job in Sweden’s northern neighbour.
“We had an unemployment rate of over 25 per cent, so we had to find solutions,” Magus Nilsen, the man in charge of the project at Soderhamn council, told the Daily Telegraph. “Going to Norway to find work has always been quite popular with young people, but sometimes they want to go but don’t know how to find a job or accommodation so we thought we’d give them a bit of help with both.”
So far around 100 people have decided to leave Soderhamn. . . .
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Who needs you? Go live your fancy new life in Norway, gateway to the very top of Finland!
Has anyone asked Norway what it thinks of this scheme? And why don’t we pay people to move to Norway? Or better yet, why don’t we trade unemployable Americans for employable Norwegians? With a population smaller than New York City, Norway would fit nicely in the Midwest somewhere, while we could empty our prisons, exiling our most violent and disgusting to Oslo. The Norwegians would all be here, and so wouldn’t notice, and the American felons would be free to enjoy the benefits of a northern European nation known for its relatively low crime rate and relatively high rate of private gun ownership!
Via Reason‘s 24/7 Newsfeed
UPDATE: So Sweden is the nation that keeps on giving. It turns out that even as it exports workers to Norway, it imports Norwegian garbage — because it cannot produce enough of its own to heat the damn country.
Norway pays Sweden to take its trash, and Sweden gets heat and electricity and then exports the burned debris back to Norway.
“So that’s why we have the world’s best incineration plants concerning energy efficiency,” Senior Advisor for the Swedish Environmental Protection Agency Catarina Ostlund told PRI.
“But I would say maybe in the future, this waste will be valued even more, so maybe you could sell your waste because there will be a shortage of resources within the world,” Ostlund said.
Thinking about the future, Ostlund said she would like to see Sweden import trash from countries outside Scandinavia.
Is the next president of the United States reading this? We can export our garbage to Sweden! This has so many possible social applications, the mind boggles!
And by the way: is this really a case of Swedish efficiency, or is it a matter of another Socialist economy being so feckless that it can’t even make garbage properly?
1. What did five say to six? (Assumes familiarity with numbers in sequence.)
2. If you could be anything other than a really bad president, what would you suck at?
3. Why is the Near East closer to the Far East than the Middle East is, which should be in the middle?
4. If you were a Muslim, how many wives would you embarrass?
5. What is the optimal number of dead Americans?
6. If you apologized for repeatedly apologizing, would that make you really sorry?
7. Who can bench press more, Paul Ryan or Vice President Biden’s ego?
1. If you spin around real fast, how many positions can you hold simultaneously?
2. Would you abort Obamacare or put portions up for adoption?
3. How many women does a binder hold? And are your binders made in China? Will your Cabinet consist of formerly bound women?
4. If you were a Mormon, how many wives would you embarrass?
5. If elected, do you promise to eventually think up a budget plan?
6. If you lose the popular vote but win the electoral, will you reconsider your college-loan stance? Assuming you have one?
7. As governor of Massachusetts, you stated flatly that you would close plants that did not meet environmental standards, even if it meant losing jobs, and that taxes should be used to promote energy conservation. If you could go back in time and had only one bullet, who would you shoot: Hitler or your former self?
Lauren Davis over @ io9 has an eye-opening piece that lays out “9 Reasons to Elect a Supervillain President.”
What’s frightening is that they all make eminent sense.
1. They have a strong vision for the future.
2. They’ll go to great lengths to rebuild the country.
3. They won’t stand for idiotic interview questions.
4. They make our monuments far more interesting.
5. They’ll keep up morale (in order to further their evil schemes).
6. They’ll eliminate unemployment—albeit through slavery.
7. They’re already part of the shadowy conspiracy that runs the planet.
8. They’re surprisingly easy to depose.
9. Chances are you won’t notice a difference between them and your non-supervillain presidents.
Man, Lauren, you sure have been paying attention to your supervillains. Which is kinda scary. But fun — definitely fun! Continue reading
So New York Times columnist David Brooks was on the NewsHour and said out loud what everyone else already knew: Mitt Romney is faking it.
“Several decades ago I had a chance to have dinner with Tom Clancy, the thriller writer,” Brooks said. “And he sat down — he had just toured a battleship and he had seen a new weapon system. And he was bubbling over with excitement about this new weapon system he thought was very interesting. And he was just talking about it with great passion. And I remember thinking, ‘You can’t fake it. If you don’t feel that, you can’t write Tom Clancy novels.’”
“And with Mitt Romney, he’s faking it,” Brooks continued. “I think he’s a non-ideological guy running in an ideological age who is pretending to be way more ideological than he really is. And so he talks like he is this cartoon image of how I’m supposed to be talking and as a result, it is stupid half the time — not half the time, some of the time. It’s an impersonation. And so, if I — knowing it’s too late to change who he is running as, but just be the more boring manager you are. He’s a competent manager — we thought he was.”
Look, Barack Obama is going to be reelected. I’ve been saying this to strangers in the street ever since the Republicans took the House. (Granted, I may be proved wrong if something goes wildly wrong in the Middle East. I mean even wronger than what’s going on now. In which case I will delete this post and deny ever saying that Obama was going to reelected, which I’m only going on record as saying in the event that actually happens.) And the president’s a phony too, playing like he’s some kind of centrist, when in fact, if he had his druthers, which let’s hope to mercy he never has, he would redistribute the fillings in your teeth to Pakistani metal workers and then apologize for Americans’ good oral hygiene. (While funneling taxpayer money to the likes of Solyndra. Quick question: how much energy does it take to clean up the mess of a failed green-energy company? And how much green?) Continue reading