IBM computer, called Watson, trouncing mere humans on Jeopardy! May I recommend a little film called Game Over: Kasparov and the Machine, in which the documentary filmmakers strongly suggest hanky and panky on the part of IBM in its so-called victory over chess champion Garry Kasparov? I mean, Toronto?
Libya convulsed with protests. Sunglass Hut reportedly ran out of those Gaddafi shades.
Zinc suppresses duration and intensity of the common cold. Which is why you never see someone wearing sunscreen with the sniffles. (By the way: what about the uncommon cold? No one ever addresses that scourge.)
Roma not crazy about reality show called “Big Fat Gypsy Weddings.” Don’t, repeat, do not call them “Gypsies.” They hate that.
Donald Trump wants to buy a majority stake in the NY Mets. Could he out-”fire” George Steinbrenner? Really, we don’t want to know. (Why can’t Woody Allen ever buy a baseball team? That would be fun. “Um, you guys, you know, just — pfff — do your best and, life is so — depressing — is there any point? I mean, it’s a game. Aren’t we all trapped in a game we can’t really win?”)
So Lawrence O’Donnell is already beginning to impress folks with his new gig at MSNBC. I mean “hack” and “wacko” are terms of endearment, no?
Bernie Madoff says the banks knew he was a liar. And we believe him. Because he wouldn’t lie. Not about that.
Top 10 Typos Found on Tombstones. I dunno, I’ll take a noble prize. I’ll take any kind of prize, so long as it comes with cash or cake.
Man stuck in Charles DeGaulle Airport for 18 years, keeps changing lines thinking new one will “move faster.”
L.A. County worker drops dead in her little cubicle and no one notices for a day. Talk about dead-end jobs…
More herring as it accumulates.
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