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Il Divo è Morto

If you missed Paolo Sorrentino’s masterful Il Divoa critical exploration of the the premiership of Giulio Andreotti, who died Monday, age 94, you must make up for this calamitous oversight immediately by hittling Netflix.

Beautifully shot with an energy and humor that will keep your attention rapt and your inner cynic giggling, the film features a brilliant Toni Servillo as Andreotti, who guides us through the elbow macaroni that is the Italian political labyrinth via a droll inner monologue and ghoulish demeanor that renders him a kind of Renfield to his own Dracula.

Enjoy.

Speaking of overlooked Italian films, did you see Vincereabout Mussolini Jr.(yes, junior)? The drop-dead gorgeous Giovanna Mezzogiorno plays Ida Dalser—Il Duce’s probable first wife, who is secluded in an asylum once the shining star of international socialism took a nationalist turn and marched on Rome to the delight of beguiled idolators everywhere.

Here’s the trailer:

 
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Posted by on May 11, 2013 in A Strange Preview, R.I.P.

 

George McGovern: July 19, 1922 – October 21, 2012

Time to forget partisan politics and remember heroic service.

From his Wiki page:

In September 1944, McGovern joined the 741st Squadron of the 455th Bombardment Group of the Fifteenth Air Force, stationed at San Giovanni Airfield nearby Cerignola in the Apulia region of Italy. There he and his crew found a starving, disease-ridden local population wracked by the ill fortunes of war and far worse off than anything they had seen back home during the Depression. The sights would be part of his later motivation to fight hunger. Starting on November 11, 1944, McGovern flew 35 missions over enemy territory from there, the first five as co-pilot for an experienced crew and the rest as pilot for his own plane, known as the Dakota Queen after his wife Eleanor. His targets were in Austria, Czechoslovakia, Germany, Hungary, Poland, and northern, German-controlled Italy, and were often either oil refinery complexes or rail marshalling yards, all as part of the U.S. strategic bombing campaign in Europe. The eight- or nine-hour missions were grueling tests of endurance for pilots, and while German fighter aircraft were a diminished threat by then, his missions often faced heavy anti-aircraft artillery fire that filled the sky with flak bursts. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 21, 2012 in R.I.P.

 

Wilmington Is No. 1! Wilmington Is No. 1!

Robert DeNiro does not live in Delaware. But Aubrey Plaza did.

That’s right! My new hometown is officially THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY IN AMERICA, as determined unofficially by Parenting.com.

Wilmington managed to snag the number one spot on our list for highest rate of violent crimes per 100,000 people. And while the overall state of Delaware ranked number moderately well in the peace index (which looked at factors such as police per capita, percentage of population behind bars and access to small arms), Wilmington came in the top spot for sex offenders per capita.

So, we’re not merely a tourist trap for murderers — we’ve also captured the sex-offender market!

Delaware is a very blue state (home of VP Joe Biden) with relatively strict gun-control laws. And yet, I’ve been murdered twice just sitting here typing out this post. What gives? If guns don’t kill people (pace the Left), and people don’t kill people (pace the Right), I guess people here in Wilmington just drop dead at alarming rates for no good reason whatsoever.

Lest you be left with the wrong impression: Delaware affords many lovely cultural institutions. For example, there’s the Delaware Museum of Natural History, an 80-sq.-ft. thing of beauty that boasts its world-renowned exhibits “Bird” and “Rock” (“Paper” and “Scissors” were returned to their original home, Brucie’s basement.)

There’s also the Brandywine Valley school of art, but most of the museums that feature, say, the Wyeths are in southern Pennsylvania. As is Amish country, and of course Philadelphia, with all that history and some really neat artsy-fartsy movies theaters.

Maybe that should be the new state motto: “Delaware: We’re Really Close to Pennsylvania.” Right now it’s “The First State.” But given that we’re now the “first state to come to if you want your head blown off,” I suggest we consider something else.

Other neat ideas include:

“Delaware: The State You Pass Through to Get to Baltimore.”

or

“Delaware: Yeah, Christine O’Donnell Is One of Ours. And She’s Not a Witch. So Stop Saying She Is.”

or

“Delaware: We’ll Kill You and Rape Your Dog.”

We do have hope that the mayoral election will turn things around.

That was the punchline. In case you were wondering.

UPDATE: Turns out we’re also No. 3 in smut! But hey — give us time! Assuming all the dirtbags don’t off each other, I’m sure we’ll remain competitive for that hotly contested No. 1 slot. Disney World, here we come!

 
 

Arnold Horshack Is Dead. And You’re All Just Sitting There Enjoying Yourselves as if Nothing Has Happened.

Ron Palillo, the man who brought us one of the immortal character of 1970s sitcomdom, the inimitable Arnold Horshack, is as dead as Juan Epstein.

He was 63. But not really. He will always be a high school kid to me, saying the wrong thing in that whiny annoying voice that made you just want to smash his face in.

I had the privilege of meeting Mr. Palillo at a 1999 Biography Magazine “Where Are They Now” event. In fact, it was my job to keep him “contained,” as it were, as he was a giddy sort.

Who is the Arnold Horschack of 2012? One of the Big Bang Theory cast? Or do you require an IQ somewhere in the vicinity of the guy who sold me a pair of sunglasses with the assurance they were made with “100% real sun”?

Oh, the loss, the loss. If any more of the Welcome Back Kotter cast die, a reunion will consist of Freddie Boom Boom Washington comparing diabetes meds with the guy who played Carvelli.

Listen, America: I want every one of you to stand up, wherever you may be—and yes, that means you President Obama—and in honor of the late great Sweathog say:

 
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Posted by on August 14, 2012 in R.I.P.

 

‘What’d Ya Wanna Do Tonight, Marty?’

The great Ernest Borgnine is dead at age 95.

 
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Posted by on July 8, 2012 in R.I.P.

 

Movie Theaters I Mourn

Howard Kissel, long-time film critic for such outlets as the New York Daily News, Women’s Wear Daily, and most recently Huffpo, has passed away. I had the pleasure of an entertaining and energetic conversation with him back in the early 80s about the films of John Ford. This was at a double-bill screening at the old Carnegie Hall Cinema of Martin Scorsese’s Mean Streets and that quirky sad near-miss Scarecrow, starring Al Pacino and Gene Hackman. I believe what precipitated the conversation was Kissel’s outrage over some other critic of note comparing Star Wars with a Ford western. Kissel was agog at the analogy.

This got me to thinking about all the old great movie theaters that dotted the Manhattan map years ago. For some, the Golden Age of cinema was the 1940s: think Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, etc., etc. But for film lovers of a certain age, it was most certainly the 1970s–think Patton, The French Connection, The Godfather I&II, The Conversation, Chinatown, Taxi Driver, and all the great comedies from Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Neil Simon. It was a time when all the old Hays Office strictures were coming undone (the last bit of dirt would be thrown on them with the advent of the NR designation), and the Film Brats — Coppola, Scorsese, Lucas, Spielberg, DePalma — burst onto screens, not to mention the work of Robert Altman, Robert Towne, Bob Rafelson, and Hal Ashby. The great Sidney Lumet did some of his best work in the 70s (Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Network — although an argument could be made that the 60s were his best era: Twelve Angry Men, The Pawnbroker, The Hill, The Fugitive Kind). It also gave birth to the Opening Weekend Grosses obsession and the Blockbusters that came packed with ready-made merchandising.

And if you lived in New York City, there were so many great theaters to catch not only small and foreign films but also classics, revivals, marathons: the old Regency Theatre on Broadway that featured great double bills and stained, creaky wood floors; the Thalia uptown (near Columbia U, where I saw Shoot the Piano Player for the first time); the Thalia Soho (Vittorio De Sica’s little gem Miracle in Milan!), the back-projected Theatre 80 (Bergman’s The Seventh Seal and Antonioni’s L’avventura [OY!]); the 8th Street Playhouse (Eraserhead); the Bleecker Street (too many to name) — and of course, the Carnegie Hall Cinema, located in, you guessed it, Carnegie Hall. A grand old place with live organ music on weekends that was played to silents to mimic the original experience.

Add to these such theaters as the Sutton on 57th (Blade Runner); the Baronet/Coronet on Third Ave. (where I took my mother to see 84 Charing Cross Road, a film she fell in love with — in fact, the first picture my wife took on our first trip to London was of me standing on the spot where that bookshop once stood, knowing my mom would get the biggest kick out of it); the Manhattan Twin (never a great theatre, kind of icky with paper-thin walls, but convenient for me because it was on 59th Street, a block away from the bus that took me from Steinway Street in Astoria into Midtown — I saw George C. Scott’s execrable The Savage Is Loose there; I believe Scott actually rented that theater for a good six months or a year just to keep it playing somewhere); the tiny but elegant D.W. Griffith (where I took my sister to see the PG-version of Saturday Night Fever; I drove her crazy because every time we came to a scene that had been cut for objectionable material, I made scissor fingers); the 50th Street Guild, with a popcorn machine right behind the mezzanine seats (the last film I saw there was, I believe, Russia House – or maybe Beauty and the Beast); the New Yorker on the UWS (saw The Seven Percent Solution and Nickelodeon there, both with my dad); the Plaza (Fame, Le Bal, and Dirty Dancing); the Crown Gotham, which was right around the corner from the Sutton and down the block from the Baronet/Coronet and the 55th Street Playhouse, which was a weird space for a theater because it seemed to blend seamlessly into a bank (Penthouse‘s Bob Guccione rented out the Crown Gotham for a time to play his porno with pretensions Caligula, “starring” Peter O’Toole, Malcolm Mcdowell, Helen Mirren, and several of Guccione’s no-doubt mistresses); the 34th Street (where I saw both TItanic and Starship Troopers, though not on the same day — although that would make for a helluva mashup); the 34th Street East, which was a block away, natch, where I was forced to see the hideous First Wives Club and the almost as bad Everybody Says I Love You; the 68th Street Playhouse, which had a great balcony and was a sure bet for short-time foreign films (I saw Glenda Jackson in Stevie there on my 21st birthday don’t ask me why); the Loews Astor Plaza, where I saw Star Wars for the very first time — HUGE single-screen venue; the Beekman, where I stood online for I don’t know how long to see Hannah and Her sisters; the Art Greenwich (John Patrick Shanley’s Five Corners); and the Symphony, where I saw the glorious Wings of Desire sitting one row behind Dustin Hoffman.

Every last one of these theaters is gone, replaced by ludicrously expensive luxury apartment towers or high-end retailers.* And these are just theaters I frequented regularly; I’m sure there are more I’m leaving out — like one on 72nd Street, where I saw a screening of Big Trouble in Little China, also with my dad — and screens on Broadway and the upper Upper West Side, like the Olympia and the Edison. And don’t get me started about Queens! In fact, my first brush with death relates to a movie theater in Queens. It was on Friday, June 14, 1974. I had just graduated from elementary school and had a little money in my pocket and I was on my way to see The Lords of Flatbush at the great operatic Triboro Theater on Steinway Street — when what did I see in pathetic plastic on the gargantuan marquee? “Closed.” I will never forget that moment for the rest of my life. CLOSED? That massive edifice with chandeliers the size of Jupiter’s moons? CLOSED? That magnificent balcony you could hide in for days? CLOSED? Who could possibly have the authority to close such a place? Was this Nixon’s doing? It had been a fixture in Astoria since the 1930s! Surely it was a landmark! a tourist attraction! a monument to man’s creative capacities and gift for wonder! Surely it would outlive us all!

Which is what made leaving New York so much easier.

The possible exception may be Theatre 80, which I know had closed for a time. I’m not sure if this is the same theater reopened or a different theater that took over the name: http://www.theatre80.net/home

 
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Posted by on February 25, 2012 in R.I.P.

 

He Would Have Been 80 Today

He was born in a province of southern Italy that gets so much snow, one of its biggest winter tourist attractions is its ski resorts.

His most profound childhood memories were of a German soldier waving a bayonet in his mother’s face, dead Allied soldiers, severe hunger, and children from his town losing limbs to scattered grenades.

When old enough he tried to emigrate to Australia, but a grudge against his family led someone to report, falsely, to the Australian authorities that he was a member of the Communist Party, and his visa was denied.

He turned to America, and booked steerage on an ocean liner, but at the last minute, fearing more sabotage, he canceled his ticket and took a plane, though he hated to fly.

Although he had wanted to be a lawyer, the war and the Italian government’s dilatory response to rebuilding the worst war-torn parts of the South left him with a fifth-grade education. After work in construction, he taught himself the intricacies of locksmithing such that we was called to repair the night depositories, safe-depository boxes, and time locks in banks throughout New York State.

One of his more memorable jobs was servicing the Federal Reserve Bank of New York in Downtown Manhattan. He traveled what seemed like a mile underground to a vault whose door was so thick it was impossible to move manually. He disassembled and repaired the time lock so it would once again open and close on schedule and automatically.

He left the Catholicism of his early years for the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod so he could receive the sacraments with his family. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on February 3, 2012 in R.I.P.

 
 
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