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Crime Prevention in the Brave New World: Scan Your Kid’s Brain

Cesare Lombroso: He knew brains!

Just because you’ve decided to carry your child to term doesn’t mean there aren’t other tests you can avail yourself of just to make sure you haven’t erred terribly in bringing the little creep urchin into the world.

For example, what if he grows up to be another Charles Manson? What if she grows up to be another Aileen Wuornos? Worse, what if they grow up to be ruthlessly rich and successful and leave you fending for yourself, miserable ingrates that they are?

Well worry no more! You can scan those brains!

We are now reaching a critical juncture where scientific developments in both genetics and neuroscience may soon be able to identify children with a greatly increased risk of engaging in future violent activity. In the genetics field, mutations in the MAOA gene, in combination with an abusive upbringing in the early years of life, substantially increase the risk of future antisocial and violent conduct. In the original study by Avshalom Caspi and colleagues, 85 percent of males who had the mutated form of the MAOA gene, combined with severe mistreatment in the early years of life, engaged in some form of antisocial behavior, whereas fewer than 20 percent of children with the normal MAOA allele and the same abusive environment engaged in such behavior. This type of study with the MAOA gene has been repeated many times now, with most (although not all) of the follow-up studies replicating the original findings.

To date, the genetic risk associated with MAOA mutations has been used in the legal system primarily as mitigating evidence (with only limited success to date) to reduce the sentence of a criminal with the genetic predisposition. Obviously, in these cases, the crime has already been committed. But perhaps we could look for that genetic marker before any crime is committed—and there are other potential red flags we can look for as well. For instance, Dr. Adrian Raine of the University of Pennsylvania found that a brain abnormality (called cavum septum pellucidum) detected in the fetus was associated with subsequent antisocial behaviors. Another study found that poor fear conditioning (which is the anxiety most of us learn to feel when we do something antisocial) at age 3, indicative of amygdala dysfunction, predisposes individuals to crime at age 23. Yet another study used functional MRI to identify brain patterns correlated with increased impulsivity in incarcerated juveniles. This is just a small sampling of a growing body of experimental findings linking neurological traits with criminal propensity in children.

Such tests are never likely to be deterministic or completely accurate. They will identify only increased probabilities of violent behaviors, not certainties. But before we get much further down this road, we need to start thinking about whether and how we want to use this capability to identify at-risk children.

Now before you reactionaries and nervous Nellies get your pantaloons in a bunch, I for one think this is great news. I can’t tell you the number of times I have been sitting in Starbucks and in will walk some miscreant just reeking of amydala dysfunction.

Sure, you don’t want to reduce kiddies to their brain patterns. There’s also their eating habits and parents’ voting patterns.

Once we can get this information into their permanent files (and thank goodness for the digital age, when such information can be accessed at a moment’s notice with just a password), we’ll have a deeper personality profile that will follow those deformed craniums right to the grave. Sure there are false positives, but the science is new, and mistakes will be made. In fact, they’re made right in the womb, which is the larger point.

This idea is by no means new. Back in the 19th century, Cesare Lombroso was breaking new skulls ground with his revolutionary theories of criminality:

Lombroso’s general theory suggested that criminals are distinguished from noncriminals by multiple physical anomalies. He postulated that criminals represented a reversion to a primitive or subhuman type of man characterized by physical features reminiscent of apes, lower primates, and early man and to some extent preserved, he said, in modern “savages.” The behavior of these biological “throwbacks” will inevitably be contrary to the rules and expectations of modern civilized society.

Through years of postmortem examinations and anthropometric studies of criminals, the insane, and normal individuals, Lombroso became convinced that the “born criminal” (reo nato, a term given by Ferri) could be anatomically identified by such items as a sloping forehead, ears of unusual size, asymmetry of the face, prognathism, excessive length of arms, asymmetry of the cranium, and other “physical stigmata.” Specific criminals, such as thieves, rapists, and murderers, could be distinguished by specific characteristics, he believed. Lombroso also maintained that criminals had less sensibility to pain and touch; more acute sight; a lack of moral sense, including an absence of remorse; more vanity, impulsiveness, vindictiveness, and cruelty; and other manifestations, such as a special criminal argot and the excessive use of tattooing.

Besides the “born criminal, ” Lombroso also described “criminaloids, ” or occasional criminals, criminals by passion, moral imbeciles, and criminal epileptics. He recognized the diminished role of organic factors in many habitual offenders and referred to the delicate balance between predisposing factors (organic, genetic) and precipitating factors (environment, opportunity, poverty).

Now who would want a “criminaloid” at their Thanksgiving table, or a “throwback” under their Christmas tree? There’s always Uncle Ralph, but once he’s thrown back a few, he’s as tame as a mongoose at a Missouri dead-mongoose fair.

It’s time to face facts. There’s no way we can avoid this subject of the born criminal any longer. We have the technology. It would be a sin not to put it to good use.

Penn’s Raine has put it: “[I]f I could tell you, as a parent, that your child has a 75 percent chance of becoming a criminal, wouldn’t you want to know and maybe have the chance to do something about it? … We have to start having this conversation now … so we understand the risks and the benefits. It’s easy to get on your moral high horse about stigma and civil liberties, but are you going to have blood on your hands in the future because you’ve blocked an approach that could lead to lives being saved?”

Think about that: 75 percent! What crummy odds! I think these scans should be performed at the time of conception, and then marketed to hotels. And should the results prove unsatisfactory by societal standards, and the parents in question didn’t intervene in their child’s life — whether with drugs, aversion therapy, electro-shock, preemptive incarceration, or post-birth abortion — well, they’re probably suffering from some kind of deformation of the amygdala themselves.

But we have a scan for that…

 

NYC Dept. of Education to Hand Out ‘Morning After’ Pill to HS Students. Well, Play to Your Strength, I Say.

If parents want to be informed whether their daughter is being given powerful hormones as “emergency conrtaception,” they will have to opt out of this NYC Department of Education program. You know, like the credit card companies work their privacy notices.

School nurse offices stocked with the contraceptives can dispense “Plan B” emergency contraception and other oral or injectable birth control to girls without telling their parents — unless parents opt out after getting a school informational letter about the new program.

CATCH — Connecting Adolescents To Comprehensive Health — is part of a citywide attack against the epidemic of teen pregnancy, which spurs many girls — most of them poor — to drop out of school.

“Comprehensive health”?

So far, during an unpublicized pilot program in five city schools last year, 567 students received Plan B tablets and 580 students received Reclipsen birth-control pills, the city Department of Health told The Post.

This fall, students can also get Depo-Provera, a birth-control drug injected once every three months, officials said.

Oral and injectable contraceptives require prescriptions, which, in the CATCH program, are written by Health Department doctors.

What happened to the sex ed classes? And the distribution of condoms? Now we know 14- and 15-year-olds are going to have sex. It’s only natural. And you know what nature is like. It’s lions and tigers and bears and pregnant high school students. So I guess we’ve created zoos for the former and public schools for the latter.

I’m sure both “race realists” and progressives are applauding this move to distribute powerful hormones to teenage girls in the inner cities. The next step, of course, is abortions during home room. And then, when that proves disruptive, sterilization. And then we’ll have made real progress. It’ll be 1924 all over again, with public schools subbing for those “State institutions.”

Don’t get me wrong: teenagers should not be having babies. I’m almost certain, though, that there are ways to prevent this short of distributing these kinds of drugs.

Below is a list of possible side effects from Depo-Provera, which will be prescribed by doctors whose hospital privileges are no doubt limited to prison facilities:

Medroxyprogesterone may cause side effects. Tell your doctor if any of these symptoms are severe or do not go away:

  • changes in menstrual periods (See SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS)
  • weight gain
  • weakness
  • tiredness
  • nervousness
  • irritability
  • depression
  • difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep
  • hot flashes
  • breast pain, swelling, or tenderness
  • stomach cramps or bloating
  • leg cramps
  • back or joint pain
  • acne
  • loss of hair on scalp
  • swelling, redness, irritation, burning, or itching of the vagina
  • white vaginal discharge
  • changes in sexual desire
  • cold or flu symptoms
  • pain, irritation, lumps, redness or scarring in the place where the medication was injected

Some side effects can be serious. The following side effects are uncommon, but if you experience any of them, call your doctor immediately:

  • sudden shortness of breath
  • sudden sharp or crushing chest pain
  • coughing up blood
  • severe headache
  • nausea
  • vomiting
  • dizziness or faintness
  • change or loss of vision
  • double vision
  • bulging eyes
  • difficulty speaking
  • weakness or numbness in an arm or leg
  • seizure
  • yellowing of the skin or eyes
  • extreme tiredness
  • pain, swelling, warmth, redness, or tenderness in one leg only
  • menstrual bleeding that is heavier or lasts longer than normal
  • severe pain or tenderness just below the waist
  • rash
  • hives
  • itching
  • difficulty breathing or swallowing
  • swelling of the hands, feet, ankles, or lower legs
  • difficult, painful, or frequent urination
  • constant pain, pus, warmth, swelling, or bleeding in the place where the medication was injected

Bulging eyes, seizures, difficulty speaking, pus — sounds like a New York City classroom to me.

What are you going to do? To be honest, is it that stunning? Can you really get outraged anymore? Come on. This is the Strange New World we live in. And frankly, parents still can intervene here, as absurd a notion as that may be these days, owing to the powerful forces at work subverting parental authority. And by that I mean stupidity. But don’t expect a NYC public school to help there.

 
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Posted by on September 23, 2012 in Please Don't Touch Me There

 

Would Somebody Please Explain This Phenomenon to Me

Gauchos, vaqueros, caballeros, I understand.

Drugstore cowboys, cocaine cowboys, not nice, but I get it.

Even singing cowboys—tedious, but, OK…

But this guy? Really?

I don’t want to hear about blasphemy laws so long as this thing is readily available on the Web.

 

David Mamet on Mixed Martial Arts and the Road to Serfdom

So the man who expressed himself to a Pulitzer Prize for drama has weighed in on New York’s sanctions against MMA or Ultimate Fighting.

Opponents of Mixed Martial Arts in New York state have enacted a statute to ban the exhibition its proponents hold is protected under the First Amendment as “artistic expression.”

Now, as a longtime student and fan of mixed martial arts, I hope these opponents fail.

Is the practice of MMA an expression of free speech? Sure, if the beloved First Amendment protects not only the burning of the flag, but the government funding of “Piss Christ,” a crucifix immersed in the “artist’s” urine.

John Stuart Mill said Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seem good to themselves than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest.

It might be argued that Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ” did not abrade the neighbors’ bodies, it merely offended their sensibilities — but if that is the test, the comparison to the injury rate of skiing and the above-named sports would exonerate MMA from the label of egregiousness.

In our transformation into a country of maiden aunts, we have forgotten that phrase concurrent to The Greatest Generation, “Mind your own business.”

And the kicker:

To criminalize or otherwise sanction now this, now that, at the whim of a vocal minority is, retail, wearisome folly. Wholesale, it is the road to serfdom.

I believe it’s both the “Mixed” and the “Ultimate” in Mixed Martials Arts and Ultimate Fighting, respectively, that makes people nervous. People like their brawling straight, not mixed—either only punching or only kicking or only slapping. The three combined seems foreign, like it should be taking place in a back alley in Bhutan.

And if it were “Penultimate Fighting,” there would be the perception that there was still room for dialogue and cookies.

(Warning: This is a David Mamet film, so language is NSFW—Not Safe for Wesleyans.)

HT: Jillian Melchior

 
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Posted by on October 19, 2011 in Please Don't Touch Me There, Socially Acceptable Vices

 

Breakfast Links

Some celebs demand wacky things as part and parcel of the perks of just being them: Madonna wants a fresh toilet seat (which must be thrown out after she’s left the building); Barbra Streisand needs peach-colored toilet paper; Britney Spears likes stripper poles in her hotel room; 50 Cent must have two boxes of condoms (one in case the other one breaks); Sarah Palin will fly only on a private jet (a Hawker 800 or larger); and Lady Gaga demands all bars stop selling ice before her performances (she’s afraid her fans will throw it at her; who can blame her). For any magazine I’ve ever worked for, I also had demands: no one was to look me directly in the eyes when I wasn’t there; my desk had to be no more than a foot from Mr. Coffee, who also could not look me directly in the eyes; all vending machines had to be heavily stocked with stocks (the wooden kind); and I was to be addressed solely as “The Coryphaeus of All Sciences” without attendant giggling. Which is probably why I’m not in the magazine business anymore.

Men are more miserable than women after divorce. I notice the word “alimony” appears nowhere in the analysis of this phenomenon.

Vasco da Gama sought to vanquish Islam and recover Jerusalem from the infidels while enriching himself from a new trade route to India. Instead, he annoyed some Hindus. I have found myself in that position many times. It gets old after a while.

Lifehacker wants to know what it is you know now that wish you knew when you were in college. Frankly, I don’t know anything now. Which is what I get for going to college.

The former chief minister of Uttarakhand is poised to return to power. I don’t care either. I don’t even know where Uttarakhand is. No one does. Not even the chief minister. Which is how he fell from power in the first place. He walked into Paris, declared himself chief minister, and was immediately arrested for vagrancy.

Bucky Larson, a dopey comedy about a big fat dope, sucks so bad it earned 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is like the lowest percent you can earn, after -1%, which is being held in reserve for the remake of Point Break and the 3D version of Top Gun, which is a good 3Ds too many.

Speaking of ludicrosities, everyone’s favorite cannibal, Hannibal Lecter, is getting his own TV show. In this iteration, he will be an eager young journalist who leaves his hometown to start a new career in local TV news in Minneapolis. His boss, Mr. Grant, his colleague Murray, and the narcissistic newscaster, Ted, will round out his workday, while a transplanted window dresser from New York will be his very best friend. There will be many spinoffs. Most of them limbs.

 

Izod Lacoste to Norway Shooter: Please Wear Kevlar Instead

This has been a week of high-end cloth merchants expressing outrage over who dared wear their wares.

First it was Abercrombie and Fitch, which puts out a catalog that is illegal to mail to known sex offenders, offering “The Situation,” front man for Jersey Shore, money, cash, gulden, geetus, to please, please stop sporting their sportswear:

This association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans,” the company said in a news release.

Their fans? Who, pedophiles? Aspirational? And what exactly is it they are aspiring to, eight-to-ten in Indiana State Prison for statutory rape?

Not that I’d want anything I manufactured associated with someone called The Situation. Unless he was, like, Prince Situation of Abu Dhabi or something. Then, sure, we’ll talk.

Now comes Izod Lacoste and their precious pullovers. Seems Norway mass murderer Anders Breivik has been seen shuttling between court appearances draped in one of the clothier’s chi-chi Polo-type shirts.

Breivik was pictured wearing a red Lacoste jumper as he left a courthouse in Oslo on 25 July, and he has been seen wearing a black Lacoste sweater on at least one other occasion.

The mass killer, whose request for an open hearing and the opportunity to wear a uniform was denied, referred to Lacoste on a number of occasions in a rambling “manifesto” that emerged after the attacks.

In one section, he advised would-be followers to wear “Lacoste etc, conservative colours” in order not to arouse suspicion.

At another point, referring to his solitary existence while preparing for the attacks, he wrote of the “mostly unrefined/un-cultivated [sic]” people in the area where he was living.

“I wear mostly the best pieces from my former life, which consists of very expensive brand clothing, LaCoste [sic] sweaters,piques etc. People can see from a mile away that I’m not from around here.”

Yeah, don’t you hate it when people refuse to dress for a homocidal rampage? I mean, people, show a little class. You’re on the television. (And by the way, “jumper” is what the Brits call a pullover shirt; it is not a suicidal office worker, although you’d have to kill me before I’d be caught dead in that hideous Santa Clausey thing. Conservative? Yeah, for the Chinese Socialist Workers Dance Party maybe.)

Man, what I wouldn’t pay to have people pay me not to wear their stuff. The Italian duds, watches, and footswear alone would issue in a small fortune. Look, I promise never to wear Armani, Gucci, Pucci, Fiorucci, Versace, Dolce and Gabbani, Cavalli, Ferragamo, or Chef Boyardee (which tends to splatter). Let’s cut a deal.

I can hear it now from anti-Westerners: Do you see the condition of your culture? Its materialism, superficiality, crassness, brutality? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what condition is our condition in exactly?

Yeah, I know. That was kinda forced. But I couldn’t help myself. I had that song in my head. And between it and the voices, I needed to do something.

Good morning. It’s Saturday. And I’m your host.

 

Who Would Jesus Flog?

Which is probably the exact wrong question to ask in relation to this review by Stefan McDaniel of Peter Moskos’s In Defense of Flogging. Wrong in the sense of a major kingdom confusion.

Moskos argues that prisons, at least as they currently function in the U.S., have failed in so many respects that a good old-fashioned horse whipping would probably be a better form of punishment for some criminals. As McDaniel sums the polemicist’s point:

Prisons do not merely fail to punish or reform, but they also cost us mightily. If the social cost just indicated seems too abstract or indirect to seize your attention, consider the cash alone: “Estimates put corrections spending at somewhere between $60 billion and $78 billion. Either amount could safely be called ‘real money.’ . . . Nationwide, on average, it costs $26,000 [per prisoner] for each year of incarceration.” Although the cost is somewhat flexible (and indeed varies considerably across American jurisdictions), there is a necessarily high baseline: “Prisons are not expensive because they ‘coddle’ prisoners . . . prisons cost so much because we have to keep people alive while holding them against their will. . . . Prisoners require human observation and intervention, and it’s not a nine-to-five operation. . . . To have one guard on duty 24/7 requires six employees (taking into account three shifts, weekends, and holidays).” Read the rest of this entry »

 
 
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