Tom Jones is outed as more English than he is Welsh. Riots expected.
Speaking of English, it now possesses 1 million words in its vocabulary, more than any other language group. The world community has expressed outrage, declaring it Scrabble neo-imperialism.
Speaking of imperialism, Khaddafi is visiting Italy with a photo of the anti-Italian guerilla fighter Omar al-Mukhtar pinned to his chest. That would be the Omar al-Mukhtar who lost. To Italy.
Fake friends are available for rent. But they’ll all be Japanese. Fine by me. My real friends charge me anyway.
Why does Iron Man II look like Mad Max III?
For that matter, will Jack Black play Harcourt Fenton Mudd? And will Clint Howard play himself?
iPhone owners hate AT&T. AT&T hates them back. But not more than Verizon hates its customers. Cell phones are just conduits of hate. I hate them.
Mayor Ray Nagin has been released from his Chinese quarantine. “‘On behalf of my family and the citizens of New Orleans, I would like to express my deepest appreciation to the medical officials in Shanghai, Shanghai Officials, the US Embassy and others for prioritizing the health and safety of myself, my wife, Mrs. Nagin and the city’s law enforcement officer. Thank you. Thank you,’ [Nagin's] statement reads.” Wow. Is the health care in Louisiana that bad?
Jon Voight calls the president a false prophet. Obamas delete Transformers from Netflix queue in protest.
Over at NRO, Mark Hemingway reviews the memoir of a child of revolutionaries sent to prison for trying to rob a Brinks truck in 1981. Chesa Boudin was subsequently raised by Bernadine Dohrn and Bill Ayers. I stumbled on this link just as I finished watching The Weather Underground, a 2002 documentary about the radical leftist group that broke off from the Students for a Democratic Society to blow things up. (Todd Gitlin, a “New Left activist,” appears in the film to provide context and critique from the left.) Ayers, of course, was a member of the group, along with his wife. They emerged from hiding when they finally realized no one cared who they were anymore.
Your computer is trying to kill you. But you knew that already.
Australian comedy troupe famous for mocking the apparently unmockable have finally been censured/censored for making fun of dying children. Can a fascist dictatorship be far behind? (But then again, it’s fascists who love making fun of the unfit and infirm … this is a conundrum …)
Chrysler is now Fiat. Except it’s still Chrysler. But Fiat remains Fiat. And Leon’s getting la-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-ger.
For the high-tech Luddites among us.
Charles Krauthammer declares FOX News to be an alternate reality. You mean there’s such a thing as reality to begin with? On TV?
Atomic Nutboy defines pot calling kettle black.
We officially have more czars than all the Russias had in all their history. Enough. Already. With the czars.
Woman throws out mattress with $1 million stuffed in it. Landfills turn up nothing. And you thought you were having a bad day.
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