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I Think I Voted Wrong

City official votes in Delaware

So back in New York, we used to have those black lever things that you flipped down. When you were done, you pulled this arm with a bright red handle to the left to record your vote. (One year I objected to having to pull it to the left and not to the right, and demanded to speak with someone in charge. I was physically removed from the high school, an experience I was already familiar with from my younger days.)

Then, in 2010, during the race for governor, when I cast my last vote as a New Yorker (for Jimmy McMillan, erstwhile leader of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party), they changed machines. You had to poke or rub or tweak or puncture something. There was definitely violence involved. I kept asking for a “do-over” until I was physically removed from the American Legion hall. That, admittedly, was a first.

Now in Delaware, they have another kind of machine, one I couldn’t make heads or tails of. First, I was greeted by “Earl,” who kept insisting that Election Day was yesterday and that the president had been re-elected “as had been foretold.” When I asked why all the machines if the election was over, he insisted the gymnasium had been preserved as a museum of the “olden days when people couldn’t make up their damn minds the right way.”

I kept pressing him on this, and he finally sighed heavily, rolled his eyes, and had me climb into this pod, which enveloped me completely and was slowly lowered into the earth. So I’m lying in total darkness about six feet below ground level when suddenly I’m staring into a series of concentric circles, which grew larger and then smaller and then larger, and changed color. I then had to count backward from 100 as a voice echoed in my head, saying something like “I am the Paraclete of Caborca. Trust me.” I threw up a little and started to scratch and claw at the interior of the pod. A hissing sound ensued.

Next thing I knew I was in my car, engine running, heat on. A flyer was taped to my steering wheel: “You’ve been warned. Have a nice day.”

Now Delaware is a Blue State and Biden country. It is also corrupt, violent, and wracked with cronyism. So I’m concerned.

I should have known something was up when I received an e-mail last night with this video embedded. The e-mail was signed “A Friend”:

 

Mongolia Wants $280 for Its Lenin Statue. What Would the ‘Pawn Stars’ Do?

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

You see, it’s one of those oddball items that are hard to price, because there’s little precedent on the market, like an actual bag of tea from the original Boston Tea Party, or Joe Biden’s ego.

Now, there are still some old-time Commies running around, convinced that if only they had had another 70 years of so and could have killed off a few million more reactionaries, that eighteenth five-year plan would have been within hailing distance. And of course there are newfangled Marxists, like Slavoj Zizek, who might see some value in a monument to ideological pathology.

So, you can’t rule out the possibility that some market exists for a statue of Vlad the Orator:

Ulan-Bator, the capital of Mongolia, has removed its last bronze statue of Vladimir Lenin, denouncing the communist leader as a “murderer”.

The monument was hoisted from its plinth in a park and dropped on to the back of a flat-bed lorry at a ceremony attended by city mayor Bat-Uul Erdene.

During the Cold War, Mongolia was effectively a Soviet satellite state.

Mr Bat-Uul said the statue would be auctioned off with a starting price of about $280 (£174; 216 euros).

So, come on, you obsessive-compulsives out there: help a Mongolian out. Buy the stupid thing. You can always use it as a coat rack. Or for ring toss. Or a backstop for your car.

Which would increase Lenin’s positive contributions to mankind exponentially.

 

Miserable Filthy Communists Spread Lies About “Obama 2016″ Documentary, Said Adam Sandler Plays President’s Sister

So in an effort to keep interested parties from seeing Dinesh D’Souza’s already successful documentary 2016: Obama’s America, miserable, filthy, lying, disgusting, America-hating, leprosy-spreading leftist pinheads uploaded on YooHooTube copies of the film that were obtained illegally, aka stolen, and, to make matter worse, they engaged in one of those disinformation campaigns. You know what I mean, like those job reports that come out every Friday, which undercount the actual number of unemployed by multiples of eleventy:

“The reports of the movie appearing on Fox before the election are completely untrue and we strongly suspect that they are the result of dirty tricks by our opponents who spread this rumor in order to confuse the general public and keep them from going to their local theaters,” said the film’s writer/director, Dinesh D’Souza. “We urge all Americans to ignore these efforts and go to their local theater and enjoy the movie on the big screen.”

D’Souza added, “We have not been approached by any television network to air the film.” On Tuesday, producers announced on Facebook that DVDs of the movie will be available Oct. 16 and that “digital copies before then are bootlegs! We are still in theaters, help us send a message!”

The FBI is on the job [crickets] and Vimeo and other online venues have taken the film down. But as an act of solidarity, everyone who has not already seen the film should make plans to see it this weekend. You don’t have to actually go, just make plans. Like, in your mind. Because that’s where the war is really being waged. Which is why I can’t get that ringing to stop…or the voices…
 
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Posted by on September 26, 2012 in "Entertainment", Miserable Rotten Communist Overlords

 

East Germany Is Less than 50% Theist, and 80% of Them Are Agnostics

Looking for a 21st century Luther

The Guardian headline calls East Germany the “most godless place on earth.” Really? Worse than North Korea? OK, so even the Christians don’t want God mentioned. In church. So even the tiny Muslim population considers a trip to Weimar a Hajj. But that just makes it ripe for a great revival!

[A]fter initial hostilities in the first years of the GDR, the SED [East Germans] came to a relatively comfortable accommodation with what was called the Church in Socialism. The churches in the GDR were given a high degree of autonomy by SED standards and indeed became the organisational focus of the dissident movement of the 1990s, which was to some extent led by Protestant pastors.

In addition to an accommodation with religion, the party also deliberately created alternative poles of integration for the population. Young people were brought up in a highly ideological atmosphere and were required to undergo a so-called Jugendweihe — a sort of atheist confirmation. Interestingly, this ceremony has survived the end of communism and many young people still voluntarily enter into it. Equally, especially under Eric Honecker in the 1970s and 80s, an attempt was made to create a sort of “GDR patriotism”, in which figures from Prussian history such as Frederick the Great were put back on their plinths in East Berlin and integrated into the Communist narrative of the forward march of history. Martin Luther, Thomas Münzer and other figures from the Reformation were also recruited into the party.

Luther and Münzer in one party? By what contortions of history and philosophy? Has no one tried to liberate the Great Reformer from his Marxist captivity?

Another factor is that religion in eastern Germany is also overwhelmingly Protestant, both historically and in contemporary terms. Of the 25% who do identify themselves as religious, 21% of them are Protestants. The other 4% is made up of a small number of Catholics as well as Muslims and adherents of other new evangelical groups, new-age sects or alternative religions. The Protestant church is in steep decline with twice as many people leaving it every year as joining.

And that is because … there is no such thing as a “Protestant” church. Never was. Never will be. There is the Lutheran Church. There is the Methodist Church. The Reformed Church. Et cetera. I’m sure they mean the state church, which is and has been for a very long time a doctrinal salad.

Oh, one more thing—an atheist confirmation? How does that go?

Do you as members of an accidental by-product of the Big Bang intend to continue steadfast in your pained expressions and quizzical demeanor, and avoid suffering, even tension headaches, rather than derive meaning from existence?”

“We do so intend, with the help of bad television.”

“Do you intend faithlessly to conform all your life to nonconformity, to remain open to new ideas so long as they exclude those who reject diversity, embrace life unless it is unwanted, dependent, or loud?

We do so intend, with the help of a morphine drip.

West Germany tells a different story, and that seems to be due to the fact that

there Catholics are in a majority and indeed, political power in West Germany has traditionally been built on western-orientated Catholic support for the Christian Democratic Union in the south and west.

Oh bruder. Well, there’s always Africa:

Christians now comprise 46.5% of the African population, with Muslims accounting for 40.5% and the remainder divided among traditional African faiths. Africans now represent 20% of the world’s Christian population, and current trends suggest that within a decade Africa will outstrip Europe and the Americas to become the continent with the world’s largest Christian population.

God’s purpose never fails. Socialism always does.

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2012 in Miserable Rotten Communist Overlords

 

UPDATED: Stupid Wins: NYC to Ban Churches from Renting Public School Facilities

So a New York City Appeals Court ruling banning churches from renting space in NYC public schools for Sunday worship has been upheld by virtue of the U.S. Supreme Court’s refusing to hear the case.

“The Department was quite properly concerned about having any school in this diverse city identified with one particular religious belief or practice,” said Jane Gordon, senior counsel for the New York City Law Dept. “”The Court of Appeals correctly upheld the Department of Education’s policy not to allow the City’s public schools to be used as houses of worship.  This case has been litigated for 16 years, and we’re gratified that the U.S. Supreme Court has decided not to hear it.  We view this as a victory for the City’s school children and their families.”

The Supreme Court’s decision not to hear the case leaves in place a federal appeals court ruling that upheld the city’s policy.

The court case involved the Bronx Household of Faith – a church that paid weekly rent to hold worship services at a public school since 2002. The church, along with five dozen other congregations, was allowed to continue worshipping at public schools pending the outcome of the lawsuit.

It’s a sad day for religious liberty,” said Jordan Lorence, the church’s attorney and senior counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund. “Churches and religious other groups should be allowed to meet in public buildings on the same terms as other community groups and they’re being denied that in New York City.”

You have to love this reasoning:

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals determined that allowing churches to use schools resulted in an “unintended bias in favor of Christian religions” – since most Christian churches worship on Sunday.

“Jews and Muslims generally cannot use school facilities for their services because the facilities are often unavailable on the days that their religions principally prescribe for services,” Judge Pierre Leval declared.

Who knew Christians worshiped on Sunday, as opposed to Jews and Muslims? Amazing what you learn after 2,000 years.

Do you have any idea how many congregations use public school facilities on Sunday in New York City? For about ten years I sat in more public schools for Sunday worship than I did in traditional church buildings. Mainline churches are dying, many of them supporting paltry weekly attendance, yet vibrant evangelical congregations, which also provide aid to the homeless and needy regardless of religion, are now left homeless because they worship on Sunday. Redeemer Presbyterian rents Hunter College for two of its five services every Sunday. Will it have to move now? Does this ruling apply to public colleges as well as elementary and high schools?

And what about the income those schools get from the churches? Here was found money when the buildings were otherwise empty and dark. How stupid is this?

I think the real fear at work here has nothing to do with the “establishment” of a religious bias in favor of Christianity (puh-leeze) but that the continued and growing presence of Christianity in the halls of academia was depressing to those who keep waiting for the death of religion in favor of what a public school education has to offer. (crickets)

UPDATE: “The Alliance Defense Fund (ADF) won on Friday a permanent injunction in the 17-year legal battle involving the Bronx Household of Faith and the NYC Board of Education. Religious groups will now be allowed to meet freely for worship services in public school facilities.” For more, read here. Seventeen years in court facing down dimwits and bigots. Your tax money at work, New York . . .

Via @seancurnyn.

 

Breakfast Links

Tobacco companies knew their product contained polonium-120, which is radioactive and causes cancerous growths in the lungs, as early as 1959 but covered it up, insisting they thought it was a special vitamin that gave you superpowers, like the ability to hack phlegm with shotgun-like velocity.

Michael Moore joins those protesting the rich on Wall Street, who turn on celebrity and beat him senseless until police come and drag his carcass away to cheers. Sorry. I was just thinking out loud.

Jimmy Carter, your malaise is ready, aisle 8: The president says America has gone soft. Does he mean in the head? Because, I was thinking the same thing about three years ago.

Should we fear China’s first space station? Yes. I don’t know why. But I fear General Tso’s chicken to such an abnormal degree that I will build a fort made entirely of pork to protect me from its deleterious effects should someone at the same table order it.

Cantaloupes are killing people left and right. You never hear these kinds of gruesome stories about Kit-Kat bars.

The First Lady was caught shopping at Target. Never too early to economize.

Unpaid interns on the 2010 Natalia Portman film Black Swan are suing the studio because they were made to do things that their employers derived some “immediate advantage” from. Can’t have that. More likely they were made to do things, full stop, when they thought they were going to just hang out and ogle Natalie Portman.

Looks like the iPod Classic is headed for the dustbin of history. Keep an eye out for the new iCephalopod. It’s just like the iPod you know only it has a bladder-like renal sac and bilateral body symmetry. Starts at $99.

And finally, in Tennessee, teachers are forbidden to bow their heads in silent prayer, even if students come at them with a knife. The ACLU insists it will know when they’re praying and when they’re just looking at the blood pooling at their feet.

 

NY Congressional 9th and the Smell of Fear

So yesterday I received in the mail a card from the Board of Elections in the City of New York. It was forwarded from my old address and marked SPECIAL ELECTION NOTICE. It seems there is to be an election held on  Tuesday, September 13, for the 9th Congressional District seat.

The 9th was Anthony Weiner’s seat. Yes, ex-Representative Weiner was our congressman. What an honor, no?

What should have been a lock for a Democratic candidate is turning out to be a nail-biter. Alana Goodman, over at Contentions, had this to say:

The race for Anthony Weiner’s seat is now neck-and-neck, as President Obama continues to be a political liability in the reliably Democratic district. The Democratic candidate David Weprin has spent the past month trying to distance himself from the president, but apparently Organizing for America director Jeremy Bird didn’t get the hint. He sent out an email blast last week calling on Obama supporters to stump for his “strong ally” Weprin. …

Now, my SPECIAL ELECTION NOTICE comes in several strange and exotic languages. How do I know that there isn’t a secret message buried in one of these scripts, something like “Vote for Weprin or a puppy dies”? Or “If the 9th goes Republican, garbage pickup is suspended indefinitely”?

I can’t vote in this race anyway. If I could, and the Prohibition Party was not running a candidate, I’d resort to Plan B: write in “The nice lady who helps my at the Stop N Shop.” She has been a candidate in more races than Eugene V. Debs, Harold Stassen, Lyndon LaRouche, and Pat Paulsen combined.

 
 
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