The value of your work as a scientist will now be evaluated Technorati-style — based on how many times someone links to it, literally or figuratively.
Mormons are using their missionary positions in strangers’ homes. And get your mind out of the gutter.
Millions of TVs are turning into a static-ridden haze of lifelessness today. Twenty bucks no one notices a thing.
Crazy-like-a-lox is claiming victory in Iran. It was his promise to exterminate all his political rivals that gave him that much needed edge in the last days of the election.
My Name Is Earl is no more. That’s what happens when you try to burn your karma on a manure spit.
Al-Qaeda is moving. Seeking condo or co-op without doorman, preferably below ground, poor lighting.
CofE bishop wants Christians to make Christianity attractive to unbelievers, just as the first generation did when they were set alight by Caligula’s minions.
And finally, 1984 turns 60. Which would make everyone born in 1960 84.
O.K., I’m outta here.