Category Archives: I’ll Give You a Dollar to Go Away

Benny Hinn Promises if You Give Him Money, He’ll Get Rich

I can’t believe this money-grubbing fraudster is still in the Big Tent Religion business. This guy singlehandedly killed vaudeville with his “Holy Spirit” revival schtick, in which he assaults the elderly and ailing in an attempt to fill them with Medicare … Continue reading

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Jesus’s Empty Tomb Found Filled with Stuff

So your faithful reporter predicted that, given the time of year, it was only a matter of time before the miserable rotten filthy communist atheist mass-media manipulators of the stupid and unsuspecting would promote their semi-annual “Christianity Unmasked” article. (Thanks … Continue reading

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It’s Easter, So Let’s Call Christians Deluded

Given that it’s the most celebrated day in the Christian calendar, I knew a story intended to make Christians feel bad had to be lurking on the Web somewhere, and that my best bet of finding it would be on … Continue reading

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Anders Breivik’s Murders to Become Stage Musical! They Have Officially Run Out of Ideas!

Well, it was only a matter of time before some Andrew Lloyd Dimwit decided that the mass slaughter of innocents deserved its own show-stopping tunes! One of Britain’s acclaimed writers for the stage, David Greig, has created a musical show based … Continue reading

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Iran Attacks Chase, BOA websites: ‘Ugliest Designs We Have Ever Seen, and You Call That User-Friendly?’

So, according to “national security officials,” who could be anybody, including the guy who stands watch over the bins outside the Dollar Store, Iran is waging cyberwar against Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase. National security officials told NBC News … Continue reading

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Atheists, Confronted with Hate, Pull Down Hateful Anti-Mormon, Anti-Christian Billboard

Yes, the American Atheists® sect says it was compelled to pull down an anti-Christian/anti-Mormon billboard outside the Democratic National Convention site. The sign, reflecting the carefully reasoned arguments it has marshaled in defense of its views, coupled the anti-Christian Sadistic … Continue reading

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Religion Not Responsible for Most Wars. Neither Is Frank Schaeffer.

At least that’s our hope. So a pointy head over at Foreign Policy has come to the conclusion most of us came to after reading a book or two: “[T]he chief complaint against religion — that it is history’s prime … Continue reading

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