Category Archives: I’ll Give You a Dollar to Go Away

Jesus’s Empty Tomb Found Filled with Stuff

So your faithful reporter predicted that, given the time of year, it was only a matter of time before the miserable rotten filthy communist atheist mass-media manipulators of the stupid and unsuspecting would promote their semi-annual “Christianity Unmasked” article. (Thanks … Continue reading

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It’s Easter, So Let’s Call Christians Deluded

Given that it’s the most celebrated day in the Christian calendar, I knew a story intended to make Christians feel bad had to be lurking on the Web somewhere, and that my best bet of finding it would be on … Continue reading

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Anders Breivik’s Murders to Become Stage Musical! They Have Officially Run Out of Ideas!

Well, it was only a matter of time before some Andrew Lloyd Dimwit decided that the mass slaughter of innocents deserved its own show-stopping tunes! One of Britain’s acclaimed writers for the stage,┬áDavid Greig, has created a musical show based … Continue reading

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Iran Attacks Chase, BOA websites: ‘Ugliest Designs We Have Ever Seen, and You Call That User-Friendly?’

So, according to “national security officials,” who could be anybody, including the guy who stands watch over the bins outside the Dollar Store, Iran is waging cyberwar against Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase. National security officials told NBC News … Continue reading

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Atheists, Confronted with Hate, Pull Down Hateful Anti-Mormon, Anti-Christian Billboard

Yes, the American Atheists┬« sect says it was compelled to pull down an anti-Christian/anti-Mormon billboard outside the Democratic National Convention site. The sign, reflecting the carefully reasoned arguments it has marshaled in defense of its views, coupled the anti-Christian Sadistic … Continue reading

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Religion Not Responsible for Most Wars. Neither Is Frank Schaeffer.

At least that’s our hope. So a pointy head over at Foreign Policy has come to the conclusion most of us came to after reading a book or two: “[T]he chief complaint against religion — that it is history’s prime … Continue reading

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Razing the Temple of Atheism before It’s Built

Atheist Alain de Botton wants to build a Temple of Atheism in London: The philosopher and writer Alain de Botton is proposing to build a 46-metre (151ft) tower to celebrate a “new atheism” as an antidote to what he describes … Continue reading

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