Category Archives: I Know You Think I Don't Know What You're Really Saying

Lutherans vs. the Word Police

So I just saw on the Twizzler thingee this twerp from Christina Hoff Sommers: Another list of micro-aggressive words: Lame, exotic & man-hater From Pacific Lutheran U. ht/ @VowofPeaceMonk http://t.co/ErJke95quM — Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) February 10, 2015 Can you … Continue reading

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Scholars Add to Word of God. I’m Staying Indoors for the Next Few Days.

So the usual suspects of the Jesus Seminar are trying to hawk their wares again. But unlike an old-fashioned bazaar, where you can happen upon some unexpected treasure at a once-in-a-lifetime price, God’s Editors are trafficking strictly in dreck and … Continue reading

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It’s Easter, So Let’s Call Christians Deluded

Given that it’s the most celebrated day in the Christian calendar, I knew a story intended to make Christians feel bad had to be lurking on the Web somewhere, and that my best bet of finding it would be on … Continue reading

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The Porn Star and the Preacher(s)

I knew that’d get your attention … I’m so on to you. So Ron Jeremy, who appeared in the films Zombiegeddon and Poultrygeist, among others, sat down to talk with XXXChurch.com founder Craig Gross. It was . . . enlightening. … Continue reading

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Could Siri Kill Google?

At least it would know where to dump the body. It’s all about the ads, you see. And the fact that advertisers don’t like mobile devices because their adverts don’t display well enough to catch, never mind hold, your attention. … Continue reading

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Obama Insists 4 Dead Americans Not Optimal. America Waits to Hear What Optimal Number Is.

He’s a silver-tongued devil, our president. And by devil I don’t mean the guy in the red suit and the pitchfork, because that would be just wrong. I mean clever, as in having fooled us into thinking he’s smarter than … Continue reading

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Einstein: Religion Nothing More than ‘Childish Superstitions’

When most people think of Einstein’s conception of, or belief in, God, they often reference his “God does not play dice with the universe” comment. Based on this letter, soon to be auctioned on eBay, it is safe to say … Continue reading

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