Category Archives: I Know You Think I Don't Know What You're Really Saying

A Second Strange Preview: Steve Jobs

My guess is that the secondary story line, about Lisa, Jobs’s daughter, whom Jobs had rejected, denied having even fathered, is somehow a parallel to, or the catalyst for, the primary story line, which is to say that Jobs “accidentally” fathered Lisa, … Continue reading

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A Plea for Insanity

Has everybody calmed down from the whole Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner brou-haha? Transgenderism is so 1970s, people. If you had watched as much television as I did when I was a kid you would have been prepared for this business with that … Continue reading

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A Strange Play: In Which Antonin Scalia Does Not Appear as Himself

You read right. Rightly. Rightnifically. It’s a play in which the feature character is Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia. The indispensable City Journal has a review: Antonin Scalia is the only current member of the United States Supreme Court with a personality … Continue reading

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Lutherans vs. the Word Police

So I just saw on the Twizzler thingee this twerp from Christina Hoff Sommers: Another list of micro-aggressive words: Lame, exotic & man-hater From Pacific Lutheran U. ht/ @VowofPeaceMonk http://t.co/ErJke95quM — Christina H. Sommers (@CHSommers) February 10, 2015 Can you … Continue reading

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Scholars Add to Word of God. I’m Staying Indoors for the Next Few Days.

So the usual suspects of the Jesus Seminar are trying to hawk their wares again. But unlike an old-fashioned bazaar, where you can happen upon some unexpected treasure at a once-in-a-lifetime price, God’s Editors are trafficking strictly in dreck and … Continue reading

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It’s Easter, So Let’s Call Christians Deluded

Given that it’s the most celebrated day in the Christian calendar, I knew a story intended to make Christians feel bad had to be lurking on the Web somewhere, and that my best bet of finding it would be on … Continue reading

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The Porn Star and the Preacher(s)

I knew that’d get your attention … I’m so on to you. So Ron Jeremy, who appeared in the films Zombiegeddon and Poultrygeist, among others, sat down to talk with XXXChurch.com founder Craig Gross. It was . . . enlightening. … Continue reading

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