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America’s Future, Ladies and Gentlemen…

The president-elect and VP take questions from a busboy at Applebees

There is nothing more demoralizing than reading the real-life answers American yutes have provided to exam questions. For example:

Question: “Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?”

Answer: “At the bottom.”

Now if that child doesn’t have a future in government, I’m an uncle’s monkey.

Check out this wacky website* for more terrifying instances of the savage blow that has been dealt to the American I.Q. as a result of exposure to education. (Did Abraham Lincoln need an “education” to start the Civil War? Did MIke Tyson to star in his own one-man show? And why do giraffes figure in so many of these kids’ answers? What would Carl Jung have to say about giraffes? For that matter, what would Carl Jung have to say about Bridalplasty?)

So many questions, so little battery life…

*Some of the site’s content is not conducive to the chastity of the eyes, so focus, you deviated preverts!

 

Everything Is Illuminated in 13th-Century Italian Bible

The detail is gorgeous.

The  J. Paul Getty Museum has added a prized, 750-year-old Bible from Italy to its noted collection of illuminated medieval manuscripts, and the museum says it will go on display Dec. 13 as a highlight of the upcoming exhibition, “Gothic Grandeur: Manuscript Illumination 1250-1350.”

The Getty’s announcement says that the so-called Abbey Bible, named for a former British owner, was created in the mid-1200s for a Dominican monastery. According to museum officials, it  “is one of the earliest and finest” illuminated Bibles to have emerged from Bologna in northern Italy, “one of the major centers” where scribes turned Latin scripture into art.

As an aesthetic achievement, it is priceless. That level of craftsmanship is as dead as Charlemagne. But isn’t odd that that was what Bibles were often reduced to: objects d’art?

Now there certainly were profound biblical exegetes in this period, Thomas Aquinas being foremost among them. And Scripture was of course read in Mass. But one wonders whether the embellishment of the books themselves were a reflection of their rarity and the unique status they enjoyed — or whether it was an attempt to evoke some kind of quasi-mystical experience simply my exposing the spectator to its beauty, as if by extension it would evoke the beauty of transcendence and thereby serve some higher spiritual purpose for those who could not read?

I also wonder whether it was an attempt to objectify the Word itself for fear that its power would prove unpredictable and uncontrollable were it not framed in amber as some kind of cultural artifact.

These are not mutually exclusive options, of course.

 

S&P Downgrades U.S. Debt, House Foreclosed on, Senate Next

Oh how embarrassing. The greatest nation on the face of the Earth has failed debt. It’s like failing lunch or home room.

What will Bosnia think? And Libya? And Somalia? The U.S. will no longer be invited to all the best civil wars. We’ll have to get a co-signer the next time we want to buy a new bomber or something, just like when your parents had to co-sign for your first car or apartment.

Aren’t we a sovereign nation? Can’t we just blow up S&P or something? I mean, who are they to stand in judgment of American debt, the very best debt of all? I say we invade, occupy, and rebuild Standard & Poor’s. This debt-rating power is obviously a weapon of mass disruption.

Extremism in defense of credit limits is no vice. Tolerance in the face of a declined VISA is no virtue.

 

Russian Spies Largest Segment of British Population Not Currently Under Surveillance

It seems that, despite the extraordinary number of cameras that seem trained on every walk of life in Britain, Russian spies have overwhelmed the government’s ability to keep track of their movements.

‘Since the end of the Cold War we have seen no decrease in the numbers of undeclared Russian intelligence officers in the UK conducting covert action in this country,’ [MI5 director-general Jonathan Evans] is quoted as saying in the annual report of the Intelligence and Security Committee.

‘The Service is still expending resource to defend the UK against unreconstructed attempts by Russia and others to spy on us.’

According to the ISC report published yesterday, MI5 has 3,382 staff and the number is expected to rise to more than 4,000 by 2011. It dedicates 3.5 per cent of its resources to counter-espionage work, mainly against Russia and China.

This certainly would have come as no surprise to old Humphrey:

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2009 in Decline of the West of What's East, This Is So Not Good

 

Environmentalist Commissar Says Better More Abortions Than a Cure for Cancer, Still Allowed to Run Loose Without Legal Guardian

earthfirst1The Times of London brings us yet another shot fired from the Brave New World.

The Optimum Population Trust, a campaign group of which [Jonathon] Porritt is a patron, says each baby born in Britain will, during his or her lifetime, burn carbon roughly equivalent to 2½ acres of old-growth oak woodland — an area the size of Trafalgar Square …

“Many organisations think it is not part of their business. My mission with the Friends of the Earth and the Greenpeaces of this world is to say: ‘You are betraying the interests of your members by refusing to address population issues and you are doing it for the wrong reasons because you think it is too controversial,’” he said.

Porritt, a former chairman of the Green party, says the government must improve family planning, even if it means shifting money from curing illness to increasing contraception and abortion.

And if families refuse to limit the number of children they have to two? How will they be punished? And for those who already have more than two children — should they pay a penalty tax of some kind or perhaps have pressed into service the dispensable children to work on chain gangs cleaning up litter along the sides of highways, wearing orange jumpsuits that read “I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED”?

How did we go from reasonable goals such as clean water and air, not hunting animals to extinction, and responsible conservation to apocalyptic, paranoid, guilt-inducing, misanthropic wackjobdom?

Via Steve Barr at the FIRST THINGS blog

 

Florida Man Prevented from Distributing Bibles on Religion Freedom Day, Told Not to Take Everything So Literally

bibleOnly in America. And Saudi Arabia. And North Korea. And parts of Canada, I think.

In November, Rutherford routinely submitted his request to set up tables offering free Bibles to district students on Religious Freedom Day. But Superintendent Dennis Thompson, who had allowed the activity in the past two years, denied his request last week.

During the meeting with the district board, Rutherford cited the 1998 decision by a federal appeals court in Peck vs. The Upshur County School Board. The case upheld a West Virginia school district’s right to give out any outside materials both religious and non-religious in a passive manner one day a year.

The Orlando-based Liberty Counsel also sent a letter on behalf of Rutherford to the board asking for the reversal of the decision. The Christian legal group had even offered to litigate the district’s position for free.

But the board said it would stand behind the decision made by Thompson.

Thank goodness it wasn’t Academic Freedom Day (which is Feb. 12), or he would have been prevented from distributing books of any kind.

 

Holocaust Denier to Deliver Xmas Message on BBC 4, Brits Hammer Another Nail in Cultural Coffin

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nsbriefe12Yes, in the true spirit of Christmas, the BBC has given a forum to none other than the man who said he wanted to wipe out Jesus’ ancestral homeland, Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Monty Python, call your office …

 
 
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