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Church of the Holy Sepulcher May Close Due to Unpaid Water Bill

So here’s the skinny: the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, built on what is believed to be the site of both the Crucifixion and the temporary tomb of Jesus, has been hit with a $2.1 million water bill from an Israeli water company. It seems that the church had been granted a unique exemption from paying for such utilities, but now, for whatever reason, it must make up for literally decades of past usage.

The Greek Orthodox Church, which oversees the operation of the site, is refusing to pay up. And so:

Its bank accounts have been blocked because of the dispute, according to Maariv, leaving the church unable to pay its priests or expenses, including electricity and telephone bills.

“Greek Orthodox Patriarch Theophilos III has spoken (to church officials) about taking measures… in protest at Israeli actions against the church,” said Dimitri Diliani, president of the National Christian Coalition in the Holy Land.

“He is consulting with the heads of churches to take the drastic measure of shutting down the Church of the Holy Sepulchre,” Diliani, a Greek Orthodox Palestinian, told AFP.

“It’s not a matter of money, it’s a change in the status quo that has protected the church for hundreds of years, it’s a way to pressure the churches and to introduce new Israeli-designed measures,” said Diliani.

Jerusalem and other locales where Jesus and the disciples walked are certainly of historical interest, as Christianity is rooted in a very specific history. But when it comes to “holy” sites and pilgrimages and such, well, I’ve written about that here and feel no need to repeat myself.

What I wish someone would repeat is why this exemption policy has been reversed suddenly — and why anyone would expect even a church with extensive land holdings simply to cough up more than $2 million without warning.

The General Secretary of the Patriarchate, Archbishop of Constantina Aristarchos, . . . said the church was willing to pay water bills from now on, but that the accumulated debt, stemming back years, would be problematic.

“We trust God and hope that people will help us,” he said, adding that the Patriarchate has sent letters to Israeli President Shimon Peres and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Maariv said that for decades there had been a tacit agreement between the church and a former mayor of Jerusalem, exempting the Patriarchate from paying for water piped to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

A spokesman for [water company] Hagihon, however, said the law did not permit the company to make such exemptions.

And so it waited decades to say something?

There’s something fishy going on here.

Oh, which reminds me: the first person to comment referencing Jesus’s walking on water, stilling the waters, turning water into wine, being the only source of living water is banned from this blog for 20 minutes.

 

The Porn Star and the Preacher(s)

The writing’s on the wall.

I knew that’d get your attention … I’m so on to you.

So Ron Jeremy, who appeared in the films Zombiegeddon and Poultrygeist, among others, sat down to talk with XXXChurch.com founder Craig Gross. It was . . . enlightening.

“People in porn believe in God. It’s not a one or the other thing,” he said.

“I think a majority of adult performers in that industry (porn) do believe in God. We aren’t sure about the name of God but we know that He’s up there.”

The 59-year-old actor cemented his belief in God after he and a former Pentecostal minister came away from a major car accident alive some decades ago.

While he has many friends who are pastors, including Miles McPherson, Jeremy continues to disagree with them when it comes to who goes to heaven and recreational sex.

“Would [Jesus] be so unfair and say you’re not coming in (to heaven) because your parents didn’t raise you right?” he asked, as he described how many people are raised by their parents under varying religions.

Differing with Christians on sex, Jeremy said he believes people can engage in both recreational sex and “making love.” And when comparing his sex life (with more than 2,000 women) with that of Gross’ (with one woman, his wife), he admitted that the pastor was likely having better sex “because you make love more; ours is more recreational.”

Now I know what you’re thinking: Who the heck is Miles McPherson? He heads up Rock Church Ministries in San Diego and is a former defensive back for the Chargers, which I’m sure comes in handy on Stewardship Sundays.

I believe Jeremy is something of a right-winger in his politics. You know what they say about strange bedfellows: they usually end up charging extra for sleepovers but I may be mistaken about that.

I think the thing to keep in mind is that everything is a teachable moment, if not necessarily a touchable one. And remember Mary Magdalene. I’m not sure why. It just never hurts.

 

The Inhumanity of the Humanists and the Narcissism of Small Differences

O my my my my my. What do we have here? Michael Ruse, a British philosopher of biology, has an essay in the Guardian (aka the Ministry of Propaganda for Anglophone materialists) in which he takes on — wait for it — the New Atheists, whom he alternately describes as “humanists,” albeit of the most inhumane variety. What’s gotten Ruse’s goat? Dawkins, Coynes, et al. are behaving as particularly intolerant heresy hunters of a new religion:

Humanism in its most virulent form tries to make science into a religion. It is awash with the intolerance of enthusiasm. For a start, there is the near-hysterical repudiation of religion….

There are other aspects of the new atheist movement that remind me of religion. One is the adulation by supporters and enthusiasts for the leaders of the movement: it is not just a matter of agreement or respect but also of a kind of worship. This certainly surrounds Dawkins, who is admittedly charismatic.

Freud describes a phenomenon that he calls “the narcissism of small differences”, in which groups feud over distinctions that, to the outside, seem totally trivial. The new atheists show this phenomenon more than any group I have encountered.

Lest anyone think Mr. Ruse is a closet Jesus freak or on the Canterbury Trail or something—

Dawkins has said that on a scale from zero to seven, from belief to non-belief, he scores about 6.9. I am even a tad higher than that. I am a true non-believer. I am also a fanatical Darwinian – more so even than Dawkins, because I think that when it comes to culture, genes do much that he hands over to his own special cultural notion of “memes”. I have written many books about the implications of Darwinian thinking for epistemology and ethics.

What’s more, I think that religion has done and continues to do much harm to society. In the blog I write for the Chronicle of Higher Education I have taken on the Catholics, the Calvinists, the Mormons (that got me into hot water), and even the dear old Quakers (perhaps a bit Oedipal, because I was raised a Quaker). I was the expert witness in philosophy in Arkansas when the American Civil Liberties Union successfully fought against a law requiring the teaching of so-called “creation science” (aka biblical literalism) in the publicly supported schools of that state. I have been a vocal opponent of creationism for many years.

Gotcha. But apparently, this is not enough for the doyens of Darwinism:

And yet I, and others like me, am reviled in terms far harsher than those kept for real opponents like creationists. We are labelled “accommodationists” for our willingness to give religion a space not occupied by science. We are put down in terms that denote strong emotion, way beyond reason. In The God Delusion, I am likened to Neville Chamberlain, the pusillanimous appeaser of Hitler. Jerry Coyne, author of both the book and the blog Why Evolution is True and an ardent groupie of Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, wrote about one of my books in terms used by George Orwell: “There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.”

The Minnesota biologist PZ Myers, who writes the blog Pharyngula, has referred to me as a “clueless gobshite”.

If one day, owing to some internal revolution, I found myself losing my faith in God, I believe that all I’d have to do is remind myself of the likes of PZ Myers and that alone would be enough to snatch me from the abyss.

This is why when the New Atheists or the New Humanists (both of whom are really just the Old Jacobins whom the culture has for the time being deprived of sharp objects) start jabbering about religious wars or fanaticism or bigotry aimed at nonbelievers, it’s like duck off a Frenchman’s bib — history has shown, and modern rhetoric reiterates, what a monstrous army of warlords these “Brights” would make.

Now, before we wallow in Schadenfreude (and if you have to look it up, you can’t afford it), we should take a moment and think about that aforementioned “narcissism of small differences.” Christians have demonstrated throughout the ages and across denominational factions that despite all the defenses we make of certain literal readings of Scripture — whether it’s creation in six days, “this is my body,” “baptism now saves you,” meeting the Lord in the air, “Esau is an hairy man,” etc. — we draw the line at most of the things Jesus said, which we qualify the hell out of. “Turn the other cheek,” “give him also your shirt,” “anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the hellfire” — and most important, “just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”

We’ve rarely if ever done this on a large or sustained scale, and never will. Because while we like to reference all the things we may have in common, sectarians will always write certain groups out of the faith altogether. Many if not most Baptists, and most if not all Reformed Baptists, do not consider Catholicism or Eastern Orthodoxy Christian, for example. But we all put up walls of one kind or another, and even if we do consider the Methodist or Presbyterian or Catholic next door a “Christian,” we simultaneously extend the right foot of this close and no closer.

In short, we cling to our traditions because we believe they’re closer to the proper construal of the faith than the next guy’s. Even nondenoms and emergers who hate “religion” and “confessions” and “creeds” and just want to cultivate followers of Jesus must apply Wite-Out to 2,000 years of doctrinal wrangling. Can they help but view confessional Christians who “cling” to their religion with more than a hint of condescension?

And we all do it for the same reason: in the name of either a pure Gospel or a pure Church.

If you think I have a solution, you’re so wrong you have just used up your right to be wrong about anything else for the next ten years. Listening to Jesus sure hasn’t worked. I imagine a communist revolution would help, but only until the counterrevolution (see how the Orthodox in Russia have worked to suppress Protestant churches). An invasion from Plutron would only have us blaming each other for inviting the unwanted attentions of the Armies of Zog (which, of course, like the Babylonians, are merely agents of divine wrath).

And I’m no one to talk. I’m as guilty as anyone of stirring the pot when it comes to controverted doctrines. (Sure, I’m right about everything — but do I have to flaunt it the way I do?)

I think the best any of us can do is be aware of how this looks to a watching world. It looks like, well, read Ruse’s article.

 
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Posted by on October 3, 2012 in "Entertainment", But They Said They Were My Friends

 

Women Dropping Out of Atheism Fest Due to Sexual Harrassment and Air Supply Tribute Band

Christian Century posted this RNS piece on atheism’s sexual harrassment problem:

Officials for The Amazing Meeting, or TAM, said Wednesday (July 11) that women would make up 31 percent of the 1,200 conference attendees, down from 40 percent the year before. A month before the conference, pre-registration was only 18 percent women, organizers said.

The explanations are many — the bad economy, that women, as caregivers, are less able to get away, and that more men than women identify as skeptics, whose worldview rejects the supernatural and focuses on science and rationality.

But in the weeks preceding TAM, another possible explanation has roiled the nontheist community. Online forums have crackled with charges of sexism in TAM’s leadership and calls for the ouster of D.J. Grothe, the male president of the James Randi Educational Foundation, TAM’s organizer. In June, Rebecca Watson, a skeptic blogger and speaker, canceled her TAM appearance because, she said on her blog, she does “not feel welcome or safe.”

Other nontheists — both male and female — have shared stories of unwanted sexual attention at nontheist gatherings, including propositions for sex and unwelcome touching. Chatter has ranged from calls for more women to attend nontheist events to personal attacks on prominent female skeptics for discussing harassment. Meanwhile, two more skeptic/feminist bloggers announced they will not attend TAM.

Frankly, I’m skeptical. In fact, I don’t believe it. (See what I did there? Because they’re a bunch of skeptics and nonbelievers. It’s like a joke.)

Last year, at another skeptic conference, [TAM organizer Rebecca] Watson said she was approached late at night in an elevator by a man she believed was seeking sex. When she blogged about it, the “atheosphere” erupted in comments, both supportive and negative. British biologist Richard Dawkins, the best-selling author of “The God Delusion,” wrote that Watson should “stop whining” and “grow a thicker skin.”

Given the glacial pace at which evolution proceeds, growing a thicker skin may take a while. (Because Dawkins in a big-time evolution evangelist, so I’m playing off … oh, never mind…)

 

Ricky Gervais Quickly Morphing into ‘Extras’ Character (UPDATED)

So there’s this episode in Extras, Ricky Gervais’s 2005 HBO series in which he played a movie extra who becomes a very unhappy shitBritcom star (“Are you havin’ a laugh?”), where his character, Andy Millman, is trying to have a conversation in a restaurant but is constantly disturbed by rude noises coming from another table. He assumes it’s coming from some unruly kid, and he complains to the wait staff about allowing such people in their establishment.

What Millman didn’t realize, because he never bothered to turn around and look at the source of the disturbance, was that the child in question has Down’s syndrome. So the actor’s complaint is interpreted by the celebrity press as the most vicious kind of mean-spiritedness and bigotry.

Consequently, Millman must go on an apology tour to repair his reputation.

I loved the series, especially since Stephen Merchant was given more to do. And the finale, in which Millman is reduced to doing the British version of Big Brother to get back onto TV after he trashes his own career, remains one of the best things ever done for TV, in my opinion (which, and a MetroCard, will get you on any bus in New York).

Which leads to the current harumph. No, it’s not about Gervais’s being an atheist. (You do know Ricky Gervais is an atheist, don’t you? If you don’t, you should. Because he is. Ricky Gervais is an atheist. He doesn’t believe in God or gods or anything. So remember that the next time you see Ricky Gervais. He doesn’t believe in God.) Seems he referred to his Twitter fans as “mongs” or “monglets,” and activists who protect the rights and dignity of those with Down syndrome are outraged.

Now, I had no idea what “mong” meant in Brit-speak. (They don’t speak no good English like weez Americans.) If you had asked me, I would have assumed you were referring to the Hmongs of Southeast Asia. Turns out it is, or is interpreted as, a crude reference to people with Down syndrome.

Is? Or was? As Gervais himself tweeted in response to the uproar over his supposed insensitivity: “Well done everyone who pointed out that Mong USED to be a derogatory term for DS Gay USED to mean happy. Words change. Get over it.”

Nevertheless, the guardians of permitted language over at the Guardian are having none of it.

If I thought Gervais really intended to equate Down-syndrome folk with “idiots” and used the term mong with that intention, I’d have no problem with his being slapped down a notch or three. Those with Down syndrome have enough obstacles to overcome, and I’m sure more than a few mothers have received dirty looks from true idiots who think they should have aborted their Down’s child, given that 90 percent of women carrying a fetus determined to have Down syndrome choose to do just that.

But I think it’s more likely that Gervais was just being cheeky. I have no idea how frequently the word mong is thrown around in polite (or even impolite) society or whether it bears the same connotation for the general public that it does for Down’s associations. But Gervais has denied intending to insult those with Down syndrome. And this is a guy who loves to offend everyone, including the hands that feed him (see any of his Golden Globe appearances), and couldn’t give the clap to anybody who didn’t like it. (That locution didn’t quite work out as intended…)

Why isn’t his explanation enough?

UPDATE: Turns out that Mr.Gervais has apologized to the mother of two disabled daughters. A combination of the crazy hate mail to which he was subjected and the equally lunatic spew of derision aimed at those who took issue with his use of the word mong made Gervais realize he had been “naive.” When asked if he understood why people would be upset by his tweets, he replied: “‘I do now. Never dreamed that idiots still use that word aimed at people with Down’s Syndrome. Still find it hard to believe.’ Asked how the anger towards his use of the word had made him feel, Gervais continued: ‘A mixture of confusion, anger, terror and disappointment. But mostly naïve. Never meant the word like that and never word. (sic)’”

This is one of the most arrogant guys in show business. So for him to finally break must mean (a) the word does have the cruel connotation for a lot of people that Down syndrome activists said it did — whether or not Gervais intended it in that sense — and (b) there are still lines that should not be crossed, for the good of people who are not in a position to defend themselves against the aforementioned “idiots.”

 

Evangelicals Need Not Apply at DC 9/11 National Cathedral Event

Civil Religion Deity Watches the Show

And Southern Baptists are apoplectic the way only Southern Baptists can plecticize!

An interfaith remembrance service at Washington National Cathedral to mark the tenth anniversary of 9/11 will include a Buddhist nun and an imam, but not an evangelical Christian.

The decision has enraged Southern Baptists, who called the exclusion “purposeful” and called for President Obama to boycott the event.

The remembrance event will include an interfaith prayer vigil featuring the dean of the Cathedral, the Bishop of Washington, a rabbi, Buddhist nun and incarnate lama, a Hindu priest, the president of the Islamic Society of North America and a Muslim musician.

Now would someone please explain to me why in the name of Dwight L. Moody’s poodle Southern Baptists of all groups could give a hyena’s pickle about being excluded from a multifaith service? How many Southern Baptists don’t even consider Roman Catholics and Eastern Orthodox Christian, yet they’re up in arms over not being able to prayer with a Buddhist nun and an imam?

I revel in not being invited to things! Do you know how many things I’ve not been invited to? Great steaming pots of poultry: name an event and I promise you, I wasn’t invited. The Oscars? Nope. The Emmys? Nope. The inauguration? Nope. The opening of the new WaWa on Route 202? Negatory.

In a related issue: the Reverend William Cwirla nails it on the issue of the non-attendence of clergy at the Twin Towers site on 9/11:

America’s civil religion has grown increasingly complex and diverse since our formative years when our largely Deist and Christian founding fathers carved out a place for Divine Providence in the public psyche.  Ironically, a few of the founding fathers were skeptical atheists too, including notably Thomas Payne and Benjamin Franklin.  But they, like the Deist Thomas Jefferson, saw the value of a little religion in public life, so long as it was neutered and kept on a short leash.  We like our civic religions tame and domesticated in the public square.  But as we who worship the Lion of Judah know, God is never tame or domesticated.

So as a Lutheran clergyman with a firm hold on the proper distinction of the two kingdoms, I say, “Good for you, Mayor Bloomberg.”

Now, in that case, no clergy are invited—check your saffron robes and Roman collars at the door. In the case of the National Cathedral event, some clergy have been invited, if for no other reason than the event is being held in a church thingee. I say to evangelicals who are offended, consider yourself fortunate. Do you really want to participate in a To whom it may concern ritual that you know will neither honor Christ nor respect the memories of the dead or come to the aid of their survivors? Let’s face it: this is one of those parades that’s all about the folks who get invited. Which makes the whining all the more shameful. It’s not about you.

Take it from me: better to be ignored. Leaves you more time to do something useful. Like supporting first responders who are left to fight for themselves.

 

Best Job Title Ever: “Director of Ideation”

c. Dragonfly Design. Also, the human brain.

Apply for it here. But remember, one of the key responsibilities is to “Proactively drive the strategic direction of the clients business by delivering pre-emptive initiatives across all aspects of the business.” Which I hate. Which is why I’m not applying.

Also, the last time I ideated proactively and preemptively, I woke up in a Zanzibar slum with a phalanx of worshippers genuflecting before me, chanting, “Help Us, Pantu Baba, Ideator of Us All.  You’re Our Only Hope.” One more reason never to ideate without getting sign-off from a licensed physician.

 
 
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