Another grateful beneficiary of the federal government.

So we have one more story linked to the Michele Obama enforced-famine program.

Students at Parsippany Hills High School held a strategy session on Thursday to discuss a potential lunch strike, on Friday, over what they have called inadequately sized meals.

“This year you’re eating lunch and you’re like ‘Did I even eat?’ You’re not even full,” senior Brandon Faris told CBS 2′s Derricke Dennis.

New federal guidelines stemming from first lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign have resulted in limits on protein and bread, and an increase in vegetables and fruits. The changes have also come at an increased cost. …

“If somebody’s obese why should someone like me who’s not obese have to suffer, and eat a small meal when I’d rather have a bigger meal?” he said.

Because an obese person didn’t build all that blubber. Government helped. And so government has to take responsibility by making everyone suffer. It’s only fair.

For example, why should only some people be singled out for chemotherapy? Because they have so-called cancer? That’s diseasism. The Obama administration wants you to know that both chemotherapy and radiation will be dispersed among citizens equally. All must share the burden of hair loss, nausea, and anemia. For which you will then be taxed so the government can provide medical benefits. It’s the circle of life.

STRANGE HERRING tried to speak with some of the Parsippany students, but most were too weak to work a cellphone, and one had become so osteoporotically thin that she actually passed into another space/time dimension, where she is now being spoon fed by a spirit demon named Cecil.

Please note that we will be following this story as news continues to break from schools around the nation. The Great Obama Purge Scourge shall not go unreported! Unless I’ve got a wedding to go to or something!