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Sun Myung Moon Is as Dead as Disco

02 Sep

Sorry for the naughty word … I don’t do it a lot.

It is said that one should not speak ill of the dead. But the person who said that is dead and was an idiot.

Born in 1920 in what is today North Korea, Moon said he was 16 when Jesus Christ called upon him to complete his unfinished work.

His unfinished work being … annoying people at airports…?

If by sundown Wednesday, the Reverend Moon’s not hangin’ with his homeboys, eating a nice fish dinner, and appearing before at least 500 corroborating witnesses, I call bullshit on the messiah business.

Just sayin’ …

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