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Attention Skeptics Who Deny the Existence of Heaven

30 Aug

I ask you: How do you explain this?

Surely the streets of the Kingdom of God are paved with delicacies such as this! Oh to scarf a boulevard or two with my co-inheritors of eternal life!

I leave you with this, the closest thing to heaven I can imagine (though without that awful Augustus Gloop and Veruca Salt).

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3 Responses to Attention Skeptics Who Deny the Existence of Heaven

  1. Cheri'

    August 30, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    I sincerely hope the bacon that is being covered is the famous Nueske’s wild cherrywood smoked bacon found in WITTENBERG, WI : http://www.nueskes.com/wild-cherrywood-smoked-bacon.aspx. YUM!

    Btw, I love the way you write and have been a follower since Luther at the Movies in 2006.

     
  2. Anthony Sacramone

    August 30, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    Thanks, Cheri!

     
 
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