There is nothing wrong with this – NOTHING. What else will keep you awake at a wake? In fact, I’d like to see some big-box retailers open in funeral homes: Target, Best Buy, Home Depot. All you do is wait and wait and wait — and for what? HE’S NOT COMING BACK, miserable adulterous back-slidden hell-bound sinner that he was. At least you can chill out with a latte and get some shopping done. “Hey, sorry for your loss. Yes, yes, Bill, Bob, Pete, whoever, was a treasure, sure. Uh, be right back, I need to pick up a few groceries and a deck-mounted pot-filler faucet.”
Starbucks to Open in Funeral Home: Gives a Whole New Meaning to the Word ‘Wake’
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I'll take a grande, half-caf, double shot cappucino please...
July 12, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Oh, there can never be enough Starbucks…..the last wake I went out and got a dozen cups of coffees and lates for the family …yes, ….from Starbucks.