It’s an outrage! Is nothing sacred? A quilting magazine slutting it up in pursuit of filthy lucre!
What’s next? Tube Sock Monthly with an S&M theme? Tea Cozy Journal‘s Very Special Issue on Threesomes?
I repudiate the modern age, starting with the Council of Constance of 1414! Everything’s gone straight to hell ever since — especially the magazine business! (Of for the days of Hauberks and Gorgets Weekly! Now that was a magazine — useful, entertaining, and tasteful!)