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Filthy Quilting Magazine Pulled from Store Shelves, Children and Mothers Forced to Hide Under Dry-Cleaning Bags, Saran Wrap

06 Mar

quiltsIt’s an outrage! Is nothing sacred? A quilting magazine slutting it up in pursuit of filthy lucre!

What’s next? Tube Sock Monthly with an S&M theme? Tea Cozy Journal‘s Very Special Issue on Threesomes?

I repudiate the modern age, starting with the Council of Constance of 1414! Everything’s gone straight to hell ever since — especially the magazine business! (Of for the days of Hauberks and Gorgets Weekly! Now that was a magazine — useful, entertaining, and tasteful!)

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4 Responses to Filthy Quilting Magazine Pulled from Store Shelves, Children and Mothers Forced to Hide Under Dry-Cleaning Bags, Saran Wrap

  1. Sally Thomas

    March 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    I can’t believe the Post headline writers passed up the opportunity to use the word “seamy.”

    I’m also not nearly as interested in the quilt in the picture as I am in that thing the woman is holding. What is that?

     
  2. Anthony Sacramone

    March 6, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    I have every reason to believe it’s a dead cat.

     
  3. Sally Thomas

    March 6, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Yes, I see that now. But I had to look at it for a while before I did. She does look awfully smug for a person brandishing a cat in front of a Viagra-themed quilt.

     
  4. Anthony Sacramone

    March 6, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    They always are …

     
 
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