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Nancy Pelosi to Meet with Pope, Will Warn Him that 500 Million Cardinals Will Lose Their Jobs if Abortion Is Not Kept Legal and Safe

17 Feb

bingoNow wouldn’t you like to be a fly on that wall?

“Communion is the body of the people of the church coming together,” Pelosi said at her weekly news conference after returning from the mass. “I feel very much a part of that.”

I believe she has confused the Eucharist — wherein the body, blood, soul, and divinity of the Alpha and Omega is communicated to the sacramentally shriven believer — with Bingo night.

But my guy was excommunicated, so what do I know …

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5 Responses to Nancy Pelosi to Meet with Pope, Will Warn Him that 500 Million Cardinals Will Lose Their Jobs if Abortion Is Not Kept Legal and Safe

  1. Lars Walker

    February 17, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Dear heaven. I think some Baptists hold that view of communion, but I don’t think it’ll roll with Ratzinger.

     
  2. Mike in CT

    February 17, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Haaa!

     
  3. Sally Thomas

    February 17, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    It’s only what anybody who opens a hymnal — which fortunately isn’t that many people — learns about Communion during your average Catholic Mass. I keep banging on like a lunatic to my priest (who agrees) and my fellow choir members (who look at me funny) about how hymns are catechism, and if you sing all the time about how nice it is to be all together around the altar, THAT’s what people are going to cling to as an article of faith.

    His Holiness does not hold this view of Communion, and is trying to get something done about the crappy hymns, too.

     
  4. David Remley

    February 20, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    500 million cardinals??? Excuse my ignorance but WHAT????

     
  5. Anthony Sacramone

    February 20, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    It’s playing off Pelosi’s claim that 500 million Americans would lose their jobs if the stimulus package didn’t pass.
    There aren’t 500 million Americans, never mind 500 million Americans with jobs to lose.
    Just as there aren’t 500 million …
    A joke is like a butterfly …

     
 
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